Just one of those days

Oh boy it's just been one of THOSE days. You know, the day when nothing seems to go right.From the moment you wake up you know that it will take forever until you're back in your bed, bundled up nice and tight in the arms of the one you love, not worrying about what tomorrows troubles will be. Yah, one of those days. The day where you feel fat, swear you look horrible, hate your shoes, can't stand your clothes, and if that stupid bitch that sits in the corner cube asks you one more question you will go straight MENTAL on her! Yep, one of those days. The type of day that if you could walk out of work drive your car off a cliff, lite a spliff, and chuck the deuces to all responsibilities! Today would be that day!
Now I have had hard days. These days seem to be nothing new to me, but today I just needed a break from the norm of rotten days. Is it wrong that I dream of walking in the door to dinner cooked, candles lit and a bath running with bubbles bursting in the air as my topless man pours me a chilled glass of White Wine? now that is a STRETCH maybe a bit extreme. I crave surprise and I lust for a fantasy life. Something that you see on Real House wives, or Hoarders..?? JK.. just wanted to make sure I didn't lose you. For real though <--said in my ghetto voice, today was stressful!
I guess what makes all the stress worth the hurt is when your son greets you at the door with a Nerf attack.Screaming and yelling with his sidekick mutt dog at his side.The screeching of the Falsetto dog barks,war commands of Nerf battles being called out and bullets whizzing past coming at you faster then you can blink are your greetings.You just stand there in the line of fine, taking it all in. After all the bullets have settled, he grabs your stuff and puts it down. Wraps his arms around you and demands a hug and a kiss. Looks you in the eyes, with those baby eyes you know sooo well, and tells you he loves you and asks you how your day was. That very moment the raggedy car, the stupid bitch, and your appearance all seem to instantly dissipate.

Yet waiting around the corner is just another travesty trying to inch it's way back into your happy space. So to you MR. Negativity I say, EAT SHIT.. and make sure it's gluten free..

xoxox